Dear Editor:

Very soon, the idiocy will be over. American voters will elect the next president from the clear choices of Twit and Bo. You will exercise your “constitutional right” and “civic duty” to decide which candidate will have the opportunity to suck up hard earned money from your wallets. Your money will be used for pet projects (creating jobs), supporting the military complex and citizen spy networks, and propping up the dictator governments of our allies, among other useless ventures like airports with no traffic, or studying the mating habits of turtles. From the tone of this letter, guess what I am going to do on election day.

Paul Kristofek
Hickory Hills