Jeff Vorva's Im-PRESS-ions: Here is the cowboy who is going to fix the USA

  • Written by Jeff Vorva


Jeffs Col Impressions


Gather ‘round the campfire cowpokes and I’ll tell you a story about the sheriff who is going to fix America.

See, there is this cowboy in Bealeton Virginia named Chris DeCarlo and he’s running for his county’s office of sheriff because he wants to “fix America.’’

His campaign people sent the Reporter a press release on quality stock paper in the real mail and they spelled my name right (bonus points!). The one side of the page is complete with a drawing of a cowboy on a horse and an American flag with the slogan “The sheriff to fix America.’’


I want to see America fixed.

Sounds like a pretty good idea to me.

The trouble is that most of you reading this live in the south suburbs of Chicago and can’t vote for the man. Why he is spending valuable money sending these flyers to goofs like me and other editors across the nation is a puzzle but I’m glad he did.

The other side is a copy of the campaign speech he made earlier this month at the Fauquier County Fair (I can’t make this stuff up, folks).

Maybe we’re spoiled here, watching some of our candidates make their speeches in places like the soon-to-be-closed Lexington House in Hickory Hills and other fancy banquet and hotel venues.

But Mr. DeCarlo made his announcement at an event that also featured a meat goat show, Rosaire’s Racing Pigs, a Marvelous Mutts  show, a “bedazzle your bra” contest, a chicken parade, camel rides, a livestock obstacle course, a watermelon seed spitting contest, a barnyard beauty contest, zucchini races, a corn hole tournament and much, much more including a Tracy Lawrence concert.

It’s hard to take that announcement seriously, but if that’s the audience he is trying to reach…

Anyway, I want to know how a guy who is throwing his hat in the ring at the place where people are spitting watermelon seeds while the womenfolk are having their bras bedazzled is going to fix America.

This is what he said:

“As your sheriff I will fix America by arresting Virginia’s elected officials that accept contributions charging them with bribery, treason and sedition.

“I will charge them as traitors for trading access to the power you have placed with them. I will charge them with treason because they are violating their oath of office and articles of the Virginia Constitution in an official capacity. And I will charge them with sedition for conspiring with their contributors to allow the power and greed of money to overthrow the governments of the people.

“Article 2, Section 7 of the Virginia Constitution provides sheriffs, via a sworn oath and the power of arrest with standing to protect the power the Constitutions give you. So what do you think? Do campaign contributions dilute your power to control your governments? Do contributions serve the common good? Can and should the sheriff arrest elected officials for bribery, treason and sedition?

“November 3rd is your chance to answer these three questions with your one vote. As your chief law enforcement officer in Fauquier County my authority will supersede that of any State or Federal officer.

“As your elected sheriff I will have your authorization to proceed against these at large villains and declare them ‘Most Wanted.’ Please tell your friends to support this campaign and vote so the deputies and I can jail these privileged at-large criminals with all the others and fix America.’’

He also has a cute campaign slogan of “Don’t just throw the bums out, I’ll lock ‘em up.’’

So there you have it, folks. Vanquish a few scummy Virginia politicians and put them in a cell with Big Bubba and all will be right with America. Inflation will come down. Crime rates will disappear. Gas prices will be about a buck a gallon. Unemployment will be nonexistent. We will all have quality health insurance.

 Mr. DeCarlo also has a rap video on YouTube called “Democracy Rides Again” that you have to see to believe. He looks a little older in the video than he does in the drawing of him on the horse.

I kind of hope he gets elected just for the comedy of watching him and his deputies ride up on a horse to the state house ready to cuff the bad guys in suits.

This guy is Virginia’s version of Donald Trump. He is a candidate who is going against the grain and breaking convention. Is he dead serious or his this all an Andy Kaufman-like spoof? Is this guy Andy Kaufman, who some believe is still alive?

Anyway, we can all laugh at DeCarlo like we have been laughing at Trump.

But have you seen how Trump is doing in the latest polls?



New Green Hills library director considers job a perk, not work

  • Written by Kelly White


Jane Jenkins is back at Green Hills Public Library -- this time asPAGE-3-new-librarianJane Jenkins is the new library director at Green Hills. Submitted photo. its director -- and she has enjoyed her time not working there in her first month.
“The Green Hills Public Library is a great place to work, although I’m not sure ‘work’ is the right word to use because I absolutely love being here,” she said.
Whatever you want to call it, Jenkins is showing up to work with a smile on her face.
The library, located at 8611 W 103rd Street in Palos Hills, said goodbye to Library Director, Annette Armstrong, after 17 years in June and has welcomed the Tinley Park resident, on July 1, to fill her shoes.
“I worked at Green Hills Public Library for 13 years before going to work at Oak Lawn Public Library in April of 2013 as Department Head for Customer Service,” Jenkins said. “When I saw the job posting for library director at Green Hills I felt compelled to apply. This was the first library I worked for and I feel a strong connection with the community, the library board and staff here.”
Prior to leaving for a position at Oak Lawn, Jenkins worked as the assistant director of the Green Hills Public Library.
With her new role as director, she is focusing on reacquainting herself with the patrons and getting to know the new staff members at the library, however, she promises changes will be coming to the library in the future.
“I do have some exciting projects in the works and will be sharing more details as they progress,” she said. “I look forward to continuing to work with local agencies and providing the best services to the residents of Hickory Hills and Palos Hills.”
Armstrong, said Jenkins was a great hire to fill her position.
“She has a wonderful personality and will be a recognizable face for our patrons,” Armstrong said.
Library Board President, Rick Kelleher, agreed that Jenkins is a perfect fit in the library as the new director.
“We are very excited to have Jane working back with us as the new library director,” he said, “Being a former employee of the library, we really feel this was a great hire for not only the library but our entire district.”
Jenkins has been working with libraries since 2000 when her family relocated from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania to Chicago. She also worked as a personal assistant for various organizations.
She said her knowledge of the library, the board of trustees, staff and patrons has made the transition to a new director an easier one, she said.
“She has always wanted to be a library director,” Armstrong said, “I have always encouraged her to move for more experience during her library career and I know she will do a very good job taking on this role.”


Former Green Hills director was strong force in library’s expansion

  • Written by Kelly White


One woman has helped transform a tiny local library that could not stay open seven days a week into a two-story, state-of-the-art building. 

                Annette Armstrong recently retired from her position at Green Hills library director after 18 years. Her farewell celebration, which included guest appearances from former Hickory Hills City Clerk Joann Jackson and Executive Director of the Hickory Hills Park District Jennifer Fullerton was hosted by colleagues and took place on her last day on June 30 at the library.

Taking over Armstrong’s position was former Green Hills Assistant Director, Jane Jenkins on July 1. Jenkins is coming to Green Hills from Oak Lawn Library, where she was hired on in 2014 as the director of youth services.

“She is a good hire for us,” Armstrong said, “She has a wonderful personality and will be a recognizable face for our patrons.”

                With a passion for books and libraries, Armstrong took on a position at Green Hills Library after working as the assistant director of the Palatine Public Library and a youth librarian at Schaumburg Township Public Library. Residing in Elmhurst, she admits the commute to the Palos Hills library was not an easy one at first.

                “When I first started here in 1997, I got lost over a million times,” she said. “But I absolutely love working in the Southwest suburbs. South Siders are very hardworking and honest people.”

                The library, located at 8611 W 103rd Street in Palos Hills, has undergone some major changes thanks to a tax referendum pushed through by Armstrong in 2004. The increase was 12 cents on top of the existing lowest legal rate of 15 cents for Hickory Hills and Palos Hills residents allotted for a $5 million re-construction project to the library. It was open for business in 2008.

                “We were really just a small, little one-story hill-front library,” Library Board President, Rick Kelleher said, “Thanks to Annette’s visions and ideas, we have become a two-story modern building that is eco-friendly, overlooks the beautiful Moraine Valley landscaping and is up-to-date with technology.”

                Prior to the renovation project, the library was closed on Sundays and closed early every Tuesday and Thursday, according to Kelleher.  Now with a 12,000-square-foot renovated property, the library remains open seven days a week,  year round.  

                “Every organization has to keep evolving and that applies to individuals as well,” Armstrong said. “My inspiration comes from keeping current with changes in technology, managing space, services, how people communicate, learn, entertain themselves, and staying connected to changes happening in the private sector as well as what’s going on in other libraries.”

                The renovation project added many new aspects to the library, including: a youth center, a teen area with a 70-inch flat screen television where teen can watch movies or play Xbox, a media center, a screened-in garden patio for outdoor reading, an adult reading room with a fireplace, multiple independent study rooms and a full media lab comprised with green screens.

                “The outdoor patio is beautiful,” Kelleher said, “You would not believe the spectacular sunset overlooking the greenery.”

                Kelleher was recruited by Armstrong for his position as library board member.

                “Annette has a very fun, outgoing and bubbly personality,” he said. “She takes the time to get out there and get to know her patrons. I was just a patron that would visit the library regularly with my children and Annette approached me and said we could really use someone like you on our library board.”

                Armstrong said diversity is always a key among her library board members.

                “On our board we have had a lot of diversity including homemakers, senior citizens, parents and people who have moved here that want to make the community better,” she said.

                Kelleher said to be very happy he said yes to the role as library board member seven years ago, because three years after, he became the board president. The staff, colleagues, Illinois State Legislators, library trustees, community members and many of the library’s vendors including Studio GC – the library’s architectural firm, their auditor, and insurance broker is who Armstrong says she will miss the most. 

“It’s the people that you miss and the experiences,” she said, “I’ve learned so much from all of them but I’m not sure if I will miss them because I plan to stay in touch.”

Listen up – New D218 super plans on lending an ear to concerns

  • Written by Dermot Connolly


Having presided over his first Community School District meeting 218 on Monday, Ty Harting,  the new superintendent, said he is looking forward to the school year starting.

For now, he may do more listening than talking.

“We’ve been doing some administrative hiring,’ he said if his first few weeks on the job, which started July 1. “I plan on going on a listening tour to find out what people want and need.”

He said the listening tour will initially mean visiting all the school buildings in the district to meet and consult with staff about what their wants and needs are. After the school year begins, he said, discussions will be held with community residents to discuss various issues as well.

Harting, the former assistant superintendent of human resources for the district, was hired in March to replace John Byrne, who had been superintendent for 10 years.

“Just like the meeting, the last couple of weeks have been have gone very well,” said Harting following the meeting at the Delta Learning Center, 3940 W. Midlothian Turnpike in Robbins.

Harting has been employed in the district since 1989.

“It has been an exciting time,’’ he said. “I’m looking forward to the school year getting started and meeting everyone now.”

Harting, an Eisenhower High School graduate who grew up in Blue Island and now lives in Palos Heights, spent most of his life within the boundaries of SD 218. His three daughters also graduated from district schools. “I was only away for five years, when I got my first job in education in Champaign,” he said.

His academic qualifications include a bachelor’s degree from the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign; a master’s degree in English from the University of Illinois at Chicago, and another master’s of education in school administration and evaluation research, also from UIC. His doctorate of education in educational leadership is from Lewis University. He also has certificate of advanced study with a superintendent endorsement from Lewis University.

The new superintendent began his tenure at SD 218 in 1989 at Richards High School in Oak Lawn, first as a teacher, coach and then dean of students. He went on to become assistant principal at Eisenhower, and principal at Shepard High School in Palos Heights before becoming assistant superintendent.

One issue, which may be the topic of future discussions, is the plan by Alsip officials to make some adjustments to a village TIF district that was addressed at Monday’s meeting.

Kent Oliven, the Alsip finance director, discussed that village’s plans to make adjustments to the tax-increment financing zone  located on the west side of Cicero Avenue and north of the Interstate 294 ramp.  

Oliven said that the TIF created several years ago is made up of seven parcels of land, and the village plans to take the two pieces closest to the expressway and turn them into a separate TIF district.

He explained that the village is negotiating with a developer to build a 90-room mid- to higher-level hotel with a banquet facilities on the site. By splitting the TIF into two parts, and resetting the clock, developers would have the full 23-year lifespan of the TIF to partake of the tax benefits. Tax levies within TIF districts are set at a certain level, and any taxes generated above that level for the 23-year life of the TIF can be reinvested in it rather than being shared with schools and other taxing bodies.

Oliven said the site is difficult to access due to the close proximity to the toll-road, but would be ideal for a hotel due to easy access for motorists.

This re-designation would mean a loss of annual revenue for the Oak Lawn-based school district amounting to a few hundred thousand dollars, but the five board members present voted to give their approval because of future benefits from taxes generated by the hotel complex. Member Johnnie Holmes was not present.

“I’m generally in favor of TIFs, and it would be good for the district in the long-run,” said Vice President Randy Heuser.

Harting noted that although village officials could make the changes without the approval of the school districts, “they ask for our consent as a courtesy.”

“It makes for a friendlier working environment if all the taxing bodies are on board,” he said.


'Huge shock' in Palos Hills: Longtime pastor dies hours before Sunday's service

  • Written by Jeff Vorva


Pastor Roger Disque gave a 47-minute sermon on July 12 at the First Baptist Church in Palos Hills about the evil in the world.

In the middle of the sermon he spoke of constant change faced by people every day.

“You know, when you look at our world, it is on shaky ground,” Disque told the congregation. “There is nothing stable in this world today. For the minute you think you found something, it changes. There is change all around us.’’’

One week later, members of First Baptist Church found his words to ring true an a tragic way as the man who served as pastor of their church for 27 years died Sunday, hours before he was set to deliver another message at the 11 a.m. service. For some members, he was the only pastor they knew.

Pastor Disque, 72, arrived at the church early to turn the air conditioning on for the 9:45 a.m. Sunday school class.

“It was hot and humid and he just collapsed in the parking lot,” his daughter, Erica Neff,  said. “This was a huge shock. We’re still not sure what caused it. He’s had some minor medical issues but we weren’t expecting this. He was not one to slow down.’’

A wake service arranged by Schmaedeke Funeral Home of Worth will be held at First Baptist Church, 11015 S. Eastwood Dr., in Palos Hills from 5 to 9 p.m. today, Thursday.

The funeral service with be held at 11 a.m. Friday at and the church will be open at 10 a.m. for viewing.

The burial service will immediately follow the funeral at Chapel Hill Gardens South Cemetery, 11333 South Central Ave. in Oak Lawn.The funeral dinner will be at the Garden Chalet, 11000 South Ridgeland Ave. in Worth.

Disque was the sixth pastor in the church’s history and he owned the longest tenure. Before coming to Palos Hills, he served 17 years as the youth director and assistant pastor at Bethany Church in Chicago’s inner city.

Those who knew him as a serious orator at the Palos Hills church might be surprised at his demeanor early in his career.

“He was goofy and crazy,” Neff said. “I know people might find that hard to believe. He would build haunted houses and enjoyed having fun with the kids.’’

Neff said Pastor Disque loved God, his family and his country. Disque was a Navy veteran who looked forward to helping put together a float to honor the military for the Independence Day parade in Palos Heights each year.

“To sum it up in one word, he was a ‘servent’,’’ Neff said. “He was the silent, strong type who served God, his family and other people. He tried to meet the needs of everyone.’’

Brother Dave Horner, a youth director and music/choir director at the church said he worked with Pastor Disque for 12 years.

“This is such a surprise and very hard to grasp,” he said. “This was a man who was never too busy for anyone. He was always visiting members of the church, even if they were having minor surgery. He was available 24 hours a day, seven days a week. He was always shepherding his flock.’’

Horner said the church has between 75-120 members and is close-knit because many members are related to each other. He said there is a large Filipino representation among the members.

Survivors include his wife, Judy (nee Anderson) along with children Rachel (Jim) Garrison, Nathan (Meredith) Disque and Neff, who is married to Robert Neff. Also surviving is his sister Nancy (Fred) Shepper and 13 grandchildren.

He was born in Tarrytown New York and attended Bob Jones University in 1971 before coming to the Chicago area.

“He loved his people and loved his Lord,” Horner said. “He gave of his life in abundance to everyone. I enjoyed working with him for 12 years. He was a wonderful man.’’